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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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