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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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