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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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