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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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