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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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