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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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