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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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