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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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