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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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