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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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