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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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