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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Zeus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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