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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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