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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺
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