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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺
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