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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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