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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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