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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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