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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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