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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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