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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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