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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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