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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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