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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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