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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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