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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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