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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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