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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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