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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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