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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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