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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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