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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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