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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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