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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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