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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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