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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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