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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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