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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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