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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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