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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖
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