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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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