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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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