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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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