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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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