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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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