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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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