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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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