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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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