Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.