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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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