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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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