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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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