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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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