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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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