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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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