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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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