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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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