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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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