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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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