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Pet death

My step-auntie Gwendolyn had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daisy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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